1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,240 I'm calling you from the police station. 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,280 How do you think about becoming a camel? In 48 hours this will be out. 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,480 The problem It's just that they catch me something else. 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,080 Oh, Pepa! Family! 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,200 -Godmother! 6 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,000 I don't know whether to give you a host or a hug. 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,200 And the surplus? The weed? -Let's say we got rid of her. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,440 Attention, attention! 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:33,040 You have arrived in your city the upholsterer's truck! 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,880 (LAUGHS) 11 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,280 (instrumental music) 12 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,000 I'm going to be mayor. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,480 -Do you want to convert now in Jesús Gil? 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,680 Well look, yes, because it has been the greatest entrepreneur in Spain. 15 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,240 (Door) 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,440 -I'm pregnant. 17 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,280 Tell me you haven't been that stupid like to get pregnant. 18 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,200 The father of my son It's Javier Carranza. 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,920 -We are going to be parents! -Oh! 20 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,640 (ALL) Oh! 21 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,640 -Well, this is my churumbelito. 22 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,000 -Well, it seems to me a pigeon shit. 23 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,680 -Hello, grandson. Good morning. 24 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,920 -Andrei. -You don't move much. 25 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,840 Miss have torrija in the oven. 26 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:11,760 She will abort, even if it has to happen to her I an iron for the papo. 27 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,720 -Start! Didn't your legs hurt? 28 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,480 Start up! -What does it say? 29 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,560 Chiquetete has been lost, son. 30 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,640 Chiquette! 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,800 Chiquette. 32 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,680 -Where is the cat? 33 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,520 -This cat brought it to me Pepa's sister. 34 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,960 -You scream as if I were beating you up. (SCREAMS) 35 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,400 I'm going to be your new mayor. 36 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,920 -Tito Ivan? 37 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,080 -La Fani? The Priest's daughter? 38 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,720 -The same. Don't you remember me? 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,200 -I wanted to see you. -And what about you? 40 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,440 -I tear out your eyes. And I will tear them from you too. 41 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,400 -Stop now, I haven't fucked anyone! 42 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,240 In prison they said that the uncle who killed Curita 43 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,880 He looked at the girl's ass. 44 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,920 (SCREAMS) 45 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,640 Holy shit! You are here! 46 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,960 What's happening? 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,600 (SHOUT) 48 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,280 -I shit myself. Nobody moves here. 49 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,840 Keep your hands still, fuck-daughters. 50 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,080 Say goodbye to your family. 51 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,600 -Band-Aid, don't do it. 52 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,640 Band-aid, don't do it. 53 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,120 (Shot and screams) 54 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,040 Band-aid, please. 55 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,960 Fani, tell your father, here present, 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,760 who is like a brother to me, 57 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,840 that you and I have not been intimate. 58 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,920 -Will you be a bastard? -No, no, no. 59 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,280 It's just that I'm cloudy. I don't remember. 60 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,440 -On top of that you deny my baby. I shit myself. 61 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,200 Stop targeting my nephew or not You walk out of here, you bastard. 62 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,200 -And this is the sister with good character. 63 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,120 How I caught you, Curita, I tear your guts out. 64 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,320 Let the girl do it with whoever he wants. 65 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,480 -What a mania you had picked up. I haven't done anything. 66 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,160 -Old, macho, Lorca. 67 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,440 Don't worry, Carmina. 68 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,040 As if it were the first time They point a gun at me. 69 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,720 Come on, shoot me. Have eggs. Come on, shoot me, 70 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,120 I'm about to give you one kick in the middle of your two eggs. 71 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,080 Shoot me, mongol. -Take it ass. 72 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,200 I take you all ahead. 73 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,440 Host! 74 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,680 Do you see what you have done? 75 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,040 You have brought out the beast what's in me. 76 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,200 This is the end of civilization. I have killed him. 77 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,120 -No no. Don't worry, it's fine. 78 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,360 I shit in the milk! Let no one touch anything, 79 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,240 that this is the stage of a crime. 80 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,760 No, a near crime. -What are you saying? What have you done? 81 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,640 Well save you all, because this one came possessed 82 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,360 and he was going for you too. but as I am a white-yellow belt, 83 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,680 I have moved like a ninja... Ivan was screwed. 84 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,920 -He will have to tell you a thousand times. -The police are coming. 85 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,920 -Uncle Javier. 86 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,920 Uncle Javier, react. 87 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,400 -Uncle Javier? Aren't you his daughter? 88 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,480 -The plan was to tangarte you, Iván. 89 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,240 I'm sorry. It was my uncle's idea. 90 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,400 -Tang me for what? 91 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,520 -So that you felt so guilty that you couldn't say no? 92 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,240 -Fuck. You're messing with me, huh? 93 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,760 -So, the Curita's daughter, the one I knew when I was little? 94 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,160 -Living in Valladolid. 95 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,320 -Are you telling me that you dedicate yourself to beat your uncle 96 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,360 posing as his daughter? 97 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,440 You have doubled it for me, Fani. 98 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,280 -No, my name is not Fani. 99 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,560 I am María del Pilar. 100 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,080 -So, we don't fuck? 101 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,000 -What's up? But if I kicked you out burundanga in the drink. 102 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,960 -My mother. I look new. 103 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,200 Fuck. 104 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,640 What the hell did you want from me? 105 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,240 -That you will participate with us in a stick, Iván, that you help us. 106 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,000 My uncle told me you were the best, 107 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,160 but right now You were not on duty. 108 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,320 -And your uncle couldn't tell me this? to the face? 109 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,600 Fucking Band-Aid. Always so far-fetched. -Ivan... 110 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,080 -No, not Ivan, no shit. Whipping for your house, 111 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,520 before I regret it and tell the police. 112 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,600 Get out of here, pretty. 113 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,800 Ivan, come here. 114 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,400 What's wrong, Tita? 115 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:49,120 I love you very much and you are very handsome, But I don't want more shootings. 116 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:53,440 And delete from your agenda to all your prisoner friends. 117 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,320 -There you are right. 118 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,920 Come on, pull. -I eat your face. 119 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,520 Let's sit down, Carmina, we've been there for a day... 120 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,960 My mother. 121 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,560 I don't have a family, I have a band. 122 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,960 -And what do we love you for? 123 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,120 Come on. What are you doing, crazy? 124 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,320 That's it. I just don't like saying goodbye. 125 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,080 Are you going back to town? 126 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,920 I have to watch my plants. 127 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,440 I hope those plants are geraniums, daisies and pansies. 128 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,800 Yes. If I no longer have marijuana. I'm no longer a camel. 129 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,600 I need the tranquility of my house and keep an eye on the garden a little. 130 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,040 Well, and to the deputy mayor. 131 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,680 Let's see if it makes me greedy, that you already want. 132 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,640 What a great time we had, huh? What emotions. 133 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:41,040 Normal, you have skipped the entire Penal Code. 134 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,760 You were nicer when you were little... Ya. 135 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,320 Don't take too long to come back, eh? No, I promise you. 136 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,960 -Doña Consuelo, has mounted his candidacy in record time. 137 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,560 Do you think you have possibilities to win the elections 138 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,640 without belonging to any political party? 139 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,200 I wipe my ass with the games. No one is saved. 140 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,320 Damn leeches. They are bleeding this poor country dry. 141 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:09,080 -And as big as Spain was, very big, 142 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:13,480 that the sun did not set. And do you remember thirds, mother? 143 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,520 What he liked about thirds. Yes. 144 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,360 -Beer, ma'am? 145 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,120 -What do you say about beer? -What if I put a third in them? 146 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,480 Beer. -Damn, if we read each other 147 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,040 some little book, Andrei. What beer? 148 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,760 The thirds of Flanders, damn. Stop sucking on the camera. 149 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,040 Cut, cut, cut. What a disaster, for God's sake. 150 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,960 Tell the Russian to shut up or I shoot him in the knees. 151 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,760 You've heard it, right? -Shall we continue? 152 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,400 Yes, but stop the nonsense and go to the emotional part, 153 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,880 which is what hooks people. I was going to ask you 154 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,200 about the economic situation of the town hall. 155 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,160 you screw yourself and you ask me what I told you, 156 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,840 That's what I pay you for. Communist, red. 157 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,120 All journalists you are reds. 158 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,120 Ferreras. 159 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,760 It's okay, it's okay. 160 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,840 Doña Consuelo, tomorrow is the anniversary 161 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,440 of her husband's death. I'm sorry to bring up the topic, 162 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,120 but I know that still He carries it in his heart. 163 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,880 Wow, that question It takes me by surprise. 164 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,520 -It is hearing the name of father and gets excited. 165 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,840 Try not to cry in front of the cameras. 166 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,240 The love of my life. Yes. 167 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,560 I swore to him on his deathbed that would achieve the dream 168 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,560 that he could not achieve in life, what it was to be mayor. 169 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,520 Being mayor, yes. 170 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,080 Oh... How many years. 171 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,880 How many years. How much I miss you. 172 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,360 35 years without his love. 173 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,720 35 years since he died. 174 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,640 What the hell do you want now? What the hell do you want? 175 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,520 -The cardinal has arrived. -Uncle Cristobal. 176 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,440 Uncle Cristobal! 177 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,080 -Himself. 178 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,720 -Hello! 179 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,360 What a joy. 180 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,040 Collect all this, come on. The cachirulos, outside, 181 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,160 to take it in the ass, that my uncle has arrived. Come on. 182 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,720 Wait, I'll pay you yours. 183 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,760 Dear Christopher, 184 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,400 -Consuelo, sister-in-law, candidate for mayor. 185 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,840 You are going to fulfill your dream. What did you think? 186 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,920 Have I been credible? If you want them to vote for you... 187 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:16,440 A tear makes you human, two make you weak. 188 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,280 You already talk like a dad. 189 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:20,920 That bastard has to die first. 190 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:25,840 Until then I'm just Cardinal Cristóbal de la Vega. 191 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,080 -You always hate Holiness, Mr. Christopher. 192 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,080 -Thank you, son. Thank you. -Botafumeiro. 193 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,280 -As? What are you doing? Don't smell. 194 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,240 Don't smell, that you look like a retriever. 195 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,960 Call him cardinal, not Christopher. Cardinal. 196 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,400 Cardinal. Kiss the ring, come on. 197 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,000 These Orthodox of Constantinople... 198 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,560 Go put away your coat, that this is good alpaca. 199 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,600 How is the service? Why haven't you warned? 200 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,920 I thought you weren't coming this year to your brother's mass. 201 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,440 -No no. How could I fail to respond? 202 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,720 And to my annual date with this family? Where are the nephews? 203 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,800 Jacobo, the beautiful Sarita... 204 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,240 your mother told me that a child is on the way. 205 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,000 -Yes, yes. -A blessing from God. 206 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,880 A son of a bitch. -Mother, please, 207 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,960 Don't talk like that about my future grandson. Forgive her, Uncle Cristóbal. 208 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,840 I'm going to prepare you a little sherry. 209 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,680 And let's see if there are any cocochas left the ones you like. 210 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,400 Chao has made some cocochas, that a gypsy doesn't skip them. 211 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,840 What have you really come for? 212 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,840 I already told you, to support you and pray for my brother. 213 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,640 Your asshole brother It's very good where it is. 214 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,520 What have you come for? 215 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:40,080 It has reached my ears a new information. 216 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,240 About the Carranza academy? 217 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,600 About what we carry half a life searching. 218 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,320 What a lack of... 219 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,840 Lucia. Lucia. 220 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,080 What's wrong, mother? 221 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,040 Why aren't you teaching? Whom? If there is no one. 222 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,000 How will we pay the debt in a week, 223 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,800 If we don't even have students? 224 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,240 (Voices) 225 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,800 Look, some are left. 226 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,520 -Bob, like SpongeBob? -No, Sara, damn. 227 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:13,640 Bob Marley, Bob Dylan... And if it's a girl, Niña Pastori. 228 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,960 That Sara... Not even with a child on the way. 229 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,440 In what a mess Your brother has put us in. 230 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,960 Well, it depends how you look at it. 231 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,800 Because? We are very innocent, mom. 232 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,320 You have to know take advantage of the situations 233 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,360 and that child is an opportunity. That child has made the old woman 234 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,440 hate us even more. Forget about her. 235 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,640 Haven't you seen Esteban? If you drool over your grandson. 236 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,080 It's cute, cute. 237 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,520 Can I explain? 238 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,200 Yes, you explain yourself very well. 239 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:45,000 But how will we convince Bigotes? 240 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,680 First you have to convince to another person. 241 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,880 -Like Freddy Krueger? -No, Sara, Freddie Mercury. 242 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,840 -Ah. -You have to pay more attention in class. 243 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,840 -Javi, I'm coming to see your ass. 244 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:58,680 -Well, then you think about the name. for the creature, huh, pretty? 245 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,840 Come on, tell me. Let's see. 246 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,280 Not this one. 247 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,160 -Javi, I have to talk to you. -Sure, tell me. 248 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,760 Sarita, what a surprise. I didn't make you here. 249 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,640 I'm about to teach. Come on, I come every day. 250 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,600 Look. And yet, We are strangers. 251 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,880 As? We're going to be family, right? 252 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,200 We will have to get to know each other more. I'm going to be your son's aunt. 253 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,800 -Yes, Aunt Luci. Tita Luci. How beautiful. 254 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:30,360 I like it a lot. Well that's it, I invite you both to eat. 255 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,000 Decided. Yeah? 256 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,440 Yes. 257 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,640 (Steps) 258 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,560 -Out of service. 259 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,600 For a squeeze, Has the bathroom next to it or the alley. 260 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,600 -And to have sex? 261 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,120 -You? What the hell are you doing here? -Oh! 262 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,400 -What the hell does the Priest want now? 263 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,960 -Nothing, he's in jail, But you and I are out here. 264 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,080 -What are you telling me? 265 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,640 -What can we continue? with the Curita's plan, Iván. 266 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:03,200 -I'm not going to listen to you for a second. You're leaving right now. 267 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,000 If not, I'm going to regret it and I'm going to call the police. 268 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,360 -You didn't want to pay your aunt's debt? 269 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,360 I need money and so do you. 270 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,160 -Don't fuck with me. 271 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,280 -How about we start from scratch? 272 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,480 I promise you that if this turns out well, You and your entire family retire. 273 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:24,640 On top of that, with that money you buy him an island each. 274 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,760 -You have a minute. 275 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,520 (bell) 276 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,040 With delicacy. Concentration, mom. To the target. 277 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,120 (bell) 278 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,480 Oh, hello! 279 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,280 Luci, look who's here, the future parents. 280 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,520 -Pepa, thank you very much for inviting me. I don't want to cause any inconvenience. 281 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,480 Shut up, woman. We are poor, but The little we have we share. 282 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,440 -Holy shit, mom! Have you made ratatouille? 283 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,920 With egg on top, as you like. What do I love you? 284 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,520 Show Sara the house. I'll be right back. 285 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,880 Well... Listen, sister-in-law. The room on the right, 286 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,960 that of mother; the second, mine; the bathroom, the kitchen, 287 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,560 here is the living room... The west wing We have the house being renovated. 288 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,520 -It's super pretty. It's very cozy. 289 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,240 Look at the millennial, how educated. 290 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,720 Shall I read your hand? No, it's not necessary. Thank you. 291 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,200 I'm not going to charge you. Also, I'm not going to tell you the bad. 292 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,680 -What is that, mom? 293 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,240 The stroller from when you were a baby, Javi. 294 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,200 It's for you. 295 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,080 -How useful. 296 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,560 And are you going to give them this thing, mom? 297 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,360 But it is like new. I have put his blanket on him, 298 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,320 his little games, the new bag... And I changed the wheels. 299 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,080 It's ready to pass the MOT, come on. 300 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,280 I know that your family can give you ten better than this one, 301 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,120 but I was excited to give it to you. 302 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,920 Pepa, this is... 303 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,600 It's incredible. I love it, really. 304 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,360 Can I give you a hug? 305 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,560 Come on, mom, hug her. Clear. 306 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,360 Thank you. 307 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,640 (COUGH) 308 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,760 It's great, Pepa. Thank you. 309 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,440 How glad I am that you like it. but in this house 310 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,000 not everything is happiness. The ratatouille is so delicious 311 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,520 my mother did it with the last two tomatoes 312 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,640 that we could afford. -Little sister, it's not for that either. 313 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,320 Yes, that's what it is for. 314 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,280 Mom, Tell him how bad we're having it. 315 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,360 Lucia, I don't think it's an issue. to take it out on the table. 316 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,680 Yes we have talked about it before. But not so suddenly. 317 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,080 Go, eat and shut up, which is very rich. 318 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,200 -Don't worry, Pepa, nothing is happening. 319 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,600 No, no, yes it happens, yes it happens, because you are screwing us. 320 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,240 -What do you say, Lucia? May your girlfriend's family... 321 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,480 I really like you, darling, but your family isn't fucking around. 322 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,520 -I understand you and I am very sorry, but I don't have much to do with it 323 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,520 with mine. You have to see a little bit, 324 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,240 because you are riding on the dollar. If you leave us a few thousand euros, 325 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,200 It doesn't mean anything to you. I already said it, mom. 326 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,040 -What the hell are you doing, Lucía? Ask your girlfriend for help 327 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,840 ask him to save us. That's why you brought her, 328 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,080 to invite her to dinner and bleed her. That's really ugly, sister. 329 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:17,680 No. It's awful that his family wants to leave us in the fucking street. 330 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,800 You are not to blame, that I love you very much. 331 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,440 Mom, do you agree? I... 332 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,400 Don't ask mom, who will tell you no. 333 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,920 Mom always says that the family must help each other 334 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,280 and that child that is in your womb it's my brother's 335 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,280 and that makes us family. -I don't... 336 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,000 -Honey, don't apologize. Shame I should give you 337 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,840 use my son like that. No, shame on you, 338 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,840 that you should do this. We owe a lot of money to the bank. 339 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,360 You have many of those things down there to make children, 340 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,840 but damn to ask for money you don't have 341 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,200 This is the last thing to hear. You are a turncoat. 342 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,560 Get lost with the De la Vega, yes sooner or later 343 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,640 You're going to leave us stranded. I'll still send you to fuck you! 344 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,200 Fuck it! That's it! Shut up! 345 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,240 in this family we have never disrespected each other 346 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:03,800 and we won't start now, and even less with a child on the way. 347 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,840 What's wrong with you, daughter? 348 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,160 -See? You've already hurt him. 349 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,720 Honey... Forgive me. Sorry, Sara. 350 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,520 The need turns me on, It leads me to evil. 351 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,440 Come on, shut up, You've already messed up enough. 352 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,360 -Pepa, it's not for her, it's for me. 353 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,600 -Has the rat made you feel bad? You haven't thrown him out... 354 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,960 Tomato, pepper, onion... What it has. 355 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,440 -Javi, I love you very much, really. 356 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:36,040 -And I love you too, darling. We will be a great family. 357 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,400 -We are not going to be. 358 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,840 What does it say? 359 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,760 -You won't be leaving me ahead from my mother and my sister, right? 360 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,600 -No, I would never leave you, But I don't want to keep lying to you. 361 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,280 I'm not pregnant. 362 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,160 The mother who gave birth to her! 363 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:58,080 I have lied to you. I have lied to you. I'm so sorry. 364 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,440 -As? I'm not going to be a father? 365 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,080 -No, my life. 366 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,560 And the ultrasound? 367 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,640 I downloaded it from the Internet, of Sergio Ramos's son. 368 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,160 -How could you, Sara? 369 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,960 -Javi, I'm very sorry. Forgive me. 370 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,320 To the fucking street, little girl. 371 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,560 Javi, please forgive me. 372 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,080 Javi. I said to the fucking street! 373 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,440 Come on! 374 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,640 -Let's see, Raúl, don't insist, that there is no other remedy. 375 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,040 At best If we tighten our belts... 376 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,240 Where else do you want to squeeze? We still have to pay 377 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,120 the girl's books, fix the bathroom breakdown, 378 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,440 debt with suppliers... Every day we get fewer clients. 379 00:17:55,480 --> 00:18:00,520 We have 20 euros and a little change. 380 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:05,560 He will earn more money than us. I'm coming, I'm coming. Yes, yes, yes. 381 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:10,040 These things must be taken with delicacy, with psychology. 382 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,240 Give me the 20 euros. 383 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,720 So that? Something will have to be settled. 384 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,320 Hey, Milton. 385 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,240 -How are you, boss? 386 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,480 Good. I wanted to tell you something. 387 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,760 go ahead that you are an excellent worker 388 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,720 and we are very happy with you. Pattern, 389 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,960 I thank you very much for what you tell me, because I'm trying so hard 390 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,480 in keeping him happy. Ah, look how good, yes. 391 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:45,320 Look, Milton, There are a number of aspects that... 392 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,320 I have to talk to you of your contract. 393 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,280 What happens to my contract? 394 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,760 -What are you looking at so attentively, cousin? What is Raulito doing? 395 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,960 -Our accounts don't add up and he's firing Milton. 396 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,040 -Hey, look, it seems that he's not taking it that badly. 397 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,560 -How are you? How has it been? 398 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,680 Well, he took it well. For now, I have raised his salary. 399 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,120 How have you raised his salary? Raul? 400 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,320 I'm not going to throw him out on the street like that. This month relaxes 401 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,440 and next month... Raúl, we are going to ruin. 402 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,000 And the 20 euros? I have given them to them. 403 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,400 It's just that he told me: "I have the bad son." 404 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,240 -Calm down, cousin. This one, well, it's stupid. 405 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,480 Give me a beer and a sandwich. -But you pay me right now, damn it. 406 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,280 And what is she doing here? 407 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,920 -Hello, family. 408 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,720 -Daughter of a bitch, aren't you? the one that almost killed my husband? 409 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,440 -It wasn't me. Actually it was my uncle. 410 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,640 -Look, painted hair, we don't want... -Put that down now, pretty, 411 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,400 I'm still giving you shit. -Calm down, damn. 412 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,000 We don't want a panther war here, okay? 413 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:03,120 Let's be friends. Fani has come because it has something to offer us. 414 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,200 A plan that can give us a lot of money and save us all. 415 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,480 -Honey, I have to confess something to you. 416 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:15,440 I have been with many cardinals, but never with a real one. 417 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,200 -But for everything there is a first time. 418 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,800 Nothing happens, Uncle Cristóbal is very nice 419 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,240 and folksy. -Yes, but... 420 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,040 It's just that it imposes a little on me, I can't deny it to you. 421 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,880 -This is nothing, woman. This is all liturgy. 422 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,200 You take away the echo of the Church and the cassock and it remains nothing. 423 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,240 -Dad. -Oops, Sara. 424 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,560 How are you? -Can we talk for a moment? 425 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,280 -Now? -Yes, it is important. 426 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,640 -Can't you wait? -It's important, dad. 427 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,600 -Juliet, do you mind waiting...? -No, don't worry. 428 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,280 Go with your girl. I'm going to make a triumphant entrance. 429 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,240 -Okay. Don't go overboard with triumphalism either. 430 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,640 and remember that you have to kiss his ring. 431 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,520 -Okay. -These are things... 432 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:01,040 Well, you say. 433 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,840 -We'd better talk in the garden, I don't want them to hear us. 434 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,280 -Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops. 435 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,320 What are you going to ask me? 436 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,840 -Years don't pass. Just the same. 437 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,440 -Good afternoon. -Hello, good afternoon. 438 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,160 Won't you introduce me? Yes. 439 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,840 The one that is going to give you the tits On the face she is my son's girlfriend. 440 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,400 Consuelo, what do you say? -I'm Juliet. 441 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,080 Nice to meet you. -Likewise. 442 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,680 -Your Honor... 443 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,720 Look how he leans. 444 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,120 Be careful with this one, that starts by sucking your thumb 445 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,360 and ends up sucking... My dear mother-in-law 446 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,320 does not carry well than before I dedicated myself to erotic cinema. 447 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,840 "Erotic," he says. The only thing that They have not penetrated his ear. 448 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,520 -God forgives those who repent. Look at Mary Magdalene. 449 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,640 Another whore. But what things do you have? 450 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,720 What's happening? -That? Nothing. 451 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:55,960 Mary Magdalene had a relationship with our Lord, Jesus, right? 452 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,600 -A relationship of mutual admiration. -I don't understand anything in this house anymore! 453 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,400 Is this education What have I given you? Go, go... 454 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:07,840 Now you tell everyone, I don't even know where to start. 455 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,520 Come on, we're waiting. -No, that... 456 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,560 That I don't... -That she is not pregnant. 457 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,720 That's it, I've already said it. How are you staying? 458 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,640 -Have you lost the child? -He has not lost the child. 459 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,200 There has never been a pregnancy. He has deceived us. 460 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,320 It's a lie, "fake news." 461 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,200 -Calm down, please. Calm down. 462 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,920 Had you made it up? 463 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,480 -I'm sorry. I didn't want to get married with the marquis' son 464 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,280 and it was the first thing that occurred to me. -Touch your balls. 465 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,120 -Grandma is going crazy. Did you want that? Are you happy already? 466 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,720 I don't know about her, but I'm... 467 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,440 I am happy. That there is no bastard. 468 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,000 Those starving They will stay where they were. 469 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,560 Come here, slut. Come here. 470 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,040 Yes. On top of that, you applaud her. Applaud her. 471 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,680 Son of a bitch, you have achieved fool me too. 472 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,600 You have to admit that the little slut It was funny. 473 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,560 You like him because he is just like you, 474 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,080 that reality is invented at your whim. 475 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,480 Perfect, that's it. Now we have two psychopaths in the family. 476 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,360 -You yes you are psychopaths, 477 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,480 that you loved me marry an asshole. 478 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,640 -No, the only idiot here What's up is me, 479 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,320 who doesn't know anything and that you always laugh at me. 480 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,440 This is over. Go to your room. 481 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,000 You're going out next year. What the hell next year? 482 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,440 I'm going to tell the guy to lock you in a convent. 483 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,840 Come on, go fuck yourself. 484 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,400 -In Siberia meet boarding school of women very good. 485 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,920 -Put your fucking mother in there. Meanwhile, 486 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,880 go to the garden to see How much cat poop do you find? 487 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,680 -Calm down, Esteban. 488 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,800 Let's go, because I feel like to pray a rosary. 489 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,080 "A rosary," he says. A rosary at this time? 490 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,880 What does it say? Yes, son. 491 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,800 I want to thank God this good news. 492 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,640 Let's go, Cristobal. 493 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,800 Goodbye, father. Uncle. 494 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,440 Uncle and father, two things. 495 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,880 -Are you OK? -No. 496 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,440 How am I going to be okay? How do you want it to be good? 497 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,560 You can't get the idea 498 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,480 of the illusion that it made me that little boy 499 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,520 I already imagined him running around like a duckling in the garden. 500 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,480 You have to screw yourself. 501 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,960 What do I do now with all this love? 502 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,040 -Maybe still we can take advantage of it. 503 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,560 -No, Juliet. Now I don't have a body to... 504 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,640 -No, I mean you could still be seen too young to be a grandfather. 505 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,480 At best You could be a dad again. 506 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,800 -And that's why the Priest tried to tango me, 507 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,600 to help him. 508 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,440 To get what? Let's see, this is the story. 509 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,880 I tell it as Fani told me. 510 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,920 Then let each one take out their own conclusions. 511 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,520 This story begins in the Soto del Real prison. 512 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,280 In Soto de Real he has been the largest fauna of the kingdom. 513 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,800 Bárcenas, Pujol... 514 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,960 That's like Marina d'Or, but for corrupt people. 515 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,560 And that's where the Priest meet the librarian. 516 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,760 It seems like a joke. A gangoso is missing. 517 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,320 No, cousin, damn. The librarian was another prisoner. 518 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,400 They put him in jail because he was dedicated to stealing 519 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:25,160 secret archives of Almudena. And he told a story to the Priest. 520 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,600 After the World War, a train left from Berlin 521 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,600 on the way to Madrid. A train without passengers, 522 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,240 loaded with gold. The gold of the Third Reich. 523 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,600 That treasure is very mythical. 524 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,600 I have read it on Wikipedia. What comes out there does not fail. 525 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,760 It is spoken bullion and gold bars 526 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,160 that disappeared and that today 527 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,280 no one has found yet. And where are they? 528 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,720 Here, in Vicálvaro. 529 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,840 -Let's see, Ivan, are you staying with us? 530 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,840 I think the burundanga It's ruined you, huh? 531 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,960 -I didn't believe it either, but I know the Priest. 532 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,320 If that bastard took so much trouble getting involved, 533 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,080 It's for something. You have to be stupid. 534 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,960 It's stupid, Valeria. Who the family fool now? 535 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,240 "Hello, I'm Ivan and I believe Nazi things." 536 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,120 Say hello to your friend the librarian, blonde 537 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,080 -The librarian has died. 538 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:34,200 They killed him because they were looking for something, 539 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,640 your most prized possession. 540 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,400 But they didn't find it, because the librarian 541 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,360 he gave it to my uncle and my uncle gave it to me. 542 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,000 This is the only proof that the gold is in Madrid. 543 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,640 An onion skin? 544 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,560 This drawing is of the church of Vicálvaro, 545 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,440 Saint Mary the Ancient, and this cross is supposed to 546 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,800 Mark the place where you are hidden the treasure. 547 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,880 -My girl, don't you think you've seen too much "The Goonies"? 548 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,880 Ivan, do you believe this? He's giving you an air or something. 549 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,560 -Cousin, they tell me this two months ago 550 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,320 and I send Fani to hell. 551 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,240 I don't trust her one bit nor of the Curita, 552 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,720 But can you think of another option? so that we pay the debt? 553 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,800 Do we have something to lose? Dignity? 554 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,800 You haven't had that in your fucking life. 555 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,320 -Let's see, guys, how does this work? 556 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,680 Should I put it on a map and that's it? 557 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,080 -Yes, but not just any map is worth it. 558 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,520 -And then? 559 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:38,400 -We need a map of Vicálvaro at a scale of 1:500 from the year 1945. 560 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,080 Well it's a shame, because I just sold the last one. 561 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,440 I usually have a box full. 562 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,640 Cousin, this chick is a chorizo. He's scamming you, but okay. 563 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,760 Fuck you both. Wow, how polite. 564 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,920 And know that you will die poor. -Fani, wait, damn. 565 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,800 Fani. Fani, wait for me. 566 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,160 What a novelty. There goes Indiana Jones and his girlfriend. 567 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,040 Indiana Jones in search of the lost bride. 568 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,920 Cousin, I'll catch you and break your chest. I break your chest. 569 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,680 (Door) 570 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,120 -Yes, tell me. 571 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,400 -Councilwoman, 572 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,320 someone has come and says who is his lifelong friend. 573 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,200 -My friend? What's it called? -Gypsy, that's me. 574 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,680 -Close the door, Cristina, please. 575 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,520 -Thank you. 576 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,960 It smells like democracy here. 577 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,760 Yes, ma'am. 578 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,640 Your own office. What a level, Maribel. 579 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,160 -Ivan, I have to finish this report 580 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,160 and I have to make three calls before half an hour, so... 581 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,440 What do you want? 582 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,680 -Leave the posh guy and you come with me. 583 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,520 Cristina, notify Security. 584 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,800 -No, it's a joke. 585 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,920 Peaceful. I already know that ours It's over. 586 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,120 Cristina, don't tell Security. Forget it. 587 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,600 Let's see... 588 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,200 Tell me, Ivan, what do you want? 589 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,160 -Nothing, it's nonsense. It's a piece of paper. 590 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,480 -A piece of paper? 591 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,720 -Call it a map. -A map? 592 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,480 From what, from Treasure Island? 593 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,760 -For now, from Vicálvaro. 594 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,080 -Sorry? 595 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:27,520 -I need a map of Vicálvaro of the year... 1945. 596 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,040 Scale 1:500. 597 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,840 -Oh really? 598 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,240 -It's just that since I no longer think about you I have a lot 599 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,080 of free time and I said to myself: "Ivan, focus 600 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,360 and start studying the history of your city". 601 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,800 Why not? -Come on. 602 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,160 -But without stress. Everything in its time. 603 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,280 -Do you know what's happening, Ivan? I'm going to tell you. 604 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,560 -Yeah. -You have lied to me so many times 605 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,240 and you have been such a liar, I don't know if you're laughing at me, 606 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,600 If you are going to rob a bank or leave to do Indiana Jones. 607 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,320 -I'm a disaster, you're right. I ask your forgiveness. 608 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,600 I don't want to bother you anymore. Leave. 609 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,000 You, as a councilor, will have most important things to do 610 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,600 than helping your idiot husband. 611 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,640 I'll see where I can find a map from 100 years ago. 612 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,360 -Ivan. -Yeah? 613 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,880 -Cristina. 614 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,320 -Councilwoman. 615 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,600 -Get me a copy of a map by Vicálvaro from 1945 616 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,200 and you give it to my friend. 617 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960 -Thank you very much, Cristina. 618 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,840 -That? How has it been? 619 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,280 -Did you doubt me? 620 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,160 -Brilliant. 621 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,000 -Will he be a bastard? 622 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,880 Milk with cocoa for my child. 623 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,600 And with little lumps, just the way you like it. 624 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,400 Mother, What a bad feeling that thing gives me. 625 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,920 It looks like a coffin on wheels. Don't worry, I'll take it. 626 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,120 -How are you, creature? -Orphan, but the other way around. 627 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,640 I have lost a son and there is no word that expresses it. 628 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000 Don't talk nonsense, Javi, you haven't lost anything. 629 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,560 -Woman, the boy He had gotten his hopes up. 630 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,560 As I find it, I pull out his hair one by one. 631 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,880 -Sarita has done it with your best intention, 632 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,880 to unite the two families. Well, he did it like a motherfucker. 633 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,800 Javi, you are very young. I'm sure you will have children, 634 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,880 but with the right woman. What do you mean, mom? 635 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,800 It means you can't come back with that lying cock. 636 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,080 No? No. 637 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,240 Javi, what Lucía wants to say is that the lie 638 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,080 has punctured your love like a little balloon 639 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,680 Why don't you stay the night with us? 640 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,040 Yes, and we watch a scary movie. -Well, I don't know. 641 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,480 (Mobile) 642 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,680 Is it her? Don't take it. 643 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,280 Maybe he wants to apologize to me and she is sorry. 644 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,600 Regretful? My balls. What a mess for you, huh? 645 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,080 Bring. That's it. The problem is over. 646 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,760 Mother. Mom, damn. 647 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,840 -Fuck, Javi. 648 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,480 (Door) 649 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,960 What? 650 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,280 Does my father send you to spy on me? 651 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,240 -I make French omelet. -Happens. 652 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,800 Thanks, Andrei. 653 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,480 -You eat a little. -Okay. 654 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,680 -When I was little, I did like you. 655 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,200 -Did you also fake a pregnancy? 656 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,240 -No. I pretend broken foot. 657 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,800 My father wants to teach me how to hunt bear, but I'm very afraid. 658 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,720 -I'm sorry, Andrei. 659 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,960 -You have no idea. 660 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 My father will not be like yours. 661 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,480 Not loving me. 662 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,920 -Now mine doesn't love me either. 663 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,280 -I wish my father were like Mr. Esteban. 664 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:01,120 When you were born, Mr. Esteban happiest man in the world. 665 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,480 You will be his right eye. 666 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,560 I'm happy to see her smile. 667 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,600 -You are a sweetheart, Andrei. 668 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,600 -When you get into trouble, do not flee with lies. 669 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,240 Next time trust father. 670 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,640 -Andrei! Fucking Russian! 671 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,600 Where are you? Get down at once! 672 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,640 -Dad, he's here with me. 673 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,400 -Hello, boss. 674 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,640 -Andrei, tell my daughter... 675 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,560 Tell her I don't want to talk to her. 676 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,680 -Sara, your father said than not wanting to talk to you. 677 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,960 -But don't shout, Andrei. Don't shout inside the house. 678 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,760 And come down now. Low! 679 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,280 -Yes sir. 680 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,760 -Andrei, what...? 681 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,600 What did my daughter tell you? 682 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,720 Not that I care. It's exact to me... 683 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,520 Come on, look, my mother, He's going to go to bed now. 684 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,960 It is picked up promptly. When she's good, she's cuter... 685 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,560 -Miss, be well. You'll be the one I'm worried about. 686 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,080 -Who told you that you worry about me, damn? 687 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,320 What are you worrying about? I am perfect. 688 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,240 I'm awesome, wonderful. I've never been better. 689 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,240 Do you see me as a father? 690 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,480 -You are a putative father to me. 691 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,080 -What are you saying, damn? Also, I'm not talking about you. 692 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:50,040 I say that if you see me having a child 693 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,840 When I had my children, I was a kid, damn it. 694 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,200 I just worked. He was full of worries. 695 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,000 Come on, I didn't pay any attention to them. 696 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,280 -In Chernobyl, Papuska have children at 104 years old. 697 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,040 -What are you telling me, idiot? from Papuska and 104 years old? 698 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,080 At 104 years old you can't have children. 699 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,360 Also, damn, I don't even have half of it. 700 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,880 Look, the guy. 701 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,400 How nostalgic. What memories, Andrei. 702 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,800 When I was little, there, where are my mother and my uncle, 703 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,520 We started to pray: "My bed has four little corners. 704 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,960 Four little angels who..." 705 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,640 What the hell...? 706 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,640 But what the hell are they doing? 707 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,280 -It seems to me like a band-aid eat Doña Consuelo's mouth. 708 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,600 -What dirty things are you saying, damn? Don't say that. 709 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,280 -How is my mother going to eat him? the cardinal's mouth? 710 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,120 No. That's what it will be... 711 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,160 He is praying. 712 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,800 He is confessing and he is giving him absolution. 713 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,720 That's what... 714 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,480 No, no, not that. 715 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,040 God! 716 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,240 -Cardinal is going to put his mother looking at Mount of Olives. 717 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,400 -Don't broadcast, damn. Do not broadcast. 718 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,600 -Well-endowed cardinal. 719 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,720 Good bell tower. 720 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,680 -But what...? 721 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,520 (BABBLING) 722 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,000 -Mr. boss... 723 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,520 (bell) 724 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,480 Manuela was not there at your friend's house? 725 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,880 Have you met someone? -No. 726 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,560 -Mansion with pool, helipad and 200 servants. 727 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,800 And the debt, hala, to take ass. Come in, cousin. 728 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,040 Are you smoking again or what? Hitler's bastard 729 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,280 he's going to pay us for all that and much more. 730 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,040 What are you saying? Which was true. 731 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,160 That Fani was right. 732 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,040 Cousin, you're going to shit in a fucking gold toilet. 733 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,040 This map is from Vicálvaro from the year 1945. 734 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,520 They gave it to me at the town hall. -Who? 735 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,040 -A contact that I have. On this map of 45 736 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,680 is the key that was needed. Behold. 737 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:07,520 Look what? Are you now a master cartographer? 738 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,920 You have it backwards. It's just... 739 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,120 You're an asshole, really. Do you want to shut up, damn? 740 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,560 Eye. 741 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,360 Do you see how the church Does it match the one on the map? 742 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,000 Uh, the ultimate test! 743 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,880 Be quiet. Look. 744 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,600 Look where the cross falls. 745 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,280 -The Santa María Cemetery? 746 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,480 -And who is buried in that cemetery? 747 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,160 I already told you. My grandfather and a lot of other people 748 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,760 of different condition and... And some blonder than others. 749 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,680 Confirmed, you're smoking again. 750 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,000 Haven't you read Wikipedia? from Vicálvaro? 751 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,640 No. For whatever It caught me wrong and no. 752 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,840 Haven't you heard about from the German area? 753 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,360 In the cemetery there is an area what they call the German zone. 754 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,480 a lot of graves with strange names. 755 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,520 When they emigrated and came out buzzing of the Second War... 756 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,600 This is what appears in "Private Ryan." 757 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,640 All those buried there They are German 758 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,560 who lived and died here. 759 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,200 What a kick to history, cousin. 760 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,680 That is, now we are neighbors of Nazis, right? 761 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,640 Shut up, damn. If the gold It's somewhere buried 762 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,000 It's here. -And what is the plan? 763 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,400 -Go tomorrow. We visited the cemetery, we stay inside when they close 764 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,840 and we start looking for it. -Iván, if that gold existed, 765 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,480 I doubt it, How will we find it? 766 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,440 Because we can't start digging without further ado. 767 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,360 -1945. 768 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,640 I'll stick it in your ass. Focus, damn it. 769 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,760 Come on now. It's okay now from "Paw Patrol", from treasures 770 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,720 and "Pirates of the Caribbean." Valeria, 771 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,440 If we find a grave from that year, the gold is there. 772 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,520 And I'll tell you another figure. From five to eight. 773 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,440 Those are the years that can fall for exhuming a corpse. 774 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,400 -My love, debts eat us up. Do you have another plan? 775 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,520 Between asking for a loan and search for a hidden treasure, 776 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,480 a lot of things occur to me that they are not bullshit. 777 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,560 Which ones, for example? So, specifically? 778 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,400 Now he's caught me off guard, but... 779 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,600 I mean... If you come, your husband comes, 780 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,720 that this is like a stupid dog. I'm here. 781 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,640 Already. -Iván, what do you need from us? 782 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,560 -Dig and look for that gold. 783 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,920 Overall, the most we can lose It's time. 784 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,720 What do you say, cousin? Are you in? 785 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,360 -That? What have they told you? 786 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,680 -They are inside. Tomorrow we will go to that cemetery. 787 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,840 You better be right, Estefania. 788 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,880 -María del Pilar. Come on, buy me a beer, right? 789 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,280 Let's celebrate that we will be rich as hell. 790 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,440 -With you around I don't even drink water from the tap, that you pour burundanga on me. 791 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,000 -Don't be resentful, son. 792 00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:01,400 Furthermore, we still have many hours to go there. 793 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:07,240 How about we do something intimate you and me to kill time? 794 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,040 -Yes, yes. I'm going to my bed alone 795 00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,560 and you splashing for your house, beautiful, but right now. 796 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,280 -I have nowhere to go. -Fuck. 797 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,360 -Are you seriously going to leave me alone? on the street, in the city? 798 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,080 It's night. -Okay, okay, but be still. 799 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,520 I let you sleep on the couch. Cover yourself with the blanket, it's cold. 800 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,000 -Or I can fuck you. 801 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,640 -Don't confuse me, please. 802 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,120 -Don't be stupid. I even let you call me Rocío. 803 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,960 -No, not that. My gypsy is not named. 804 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,880 Not to mention it. -Then a little thing 805 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,960 to clarify me. Your wife Isn't she engaged to someone else? 806 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,600 -This is not clear, okay? 807 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,440 -Okay. Then she can fuck herself Whoever wants it and you don't, right? 808 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,960 And, the truth, 809 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,560 is that I considered you more than just a puppy. 810 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,640 -No... 811 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,720 You're not going to play with my mind. 812 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,600 -If not with your mind what I want to play with. 813 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,080 -Let's see, let's see... 814 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,240 -Besides, it's only going to be one night. 815 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,440 and no one is going to find out. 816 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,400 -What a son of a bitch. 817 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,880 -Hey, are we leaving now or what? 818 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,160 -And does this one have to drive? 819 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,840 What do I know? 820 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,760 How are you, silly? How did you get up? 821 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,840 -Of fucking mother. Well, one... 822 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,720 Oysters! Is that a gun? 823 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,680 Do you carry a pipe? -Life is hard, Ivancito. 824 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,720 With her I feel safer. -Let's go get that Nazi gold. 825 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,920 -Sister-in-law, see you there. 826 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,920 -Madam, you every year talk about her husband. 827 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,680 What are you going to tell today? 828 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:31,720 Well I think I'm going to remember such beautiful words 829 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,920 what he told me on our honeymoon trip. 830 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,520 -Mother, don't be hypocritical to me. 831 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,160 What do you mean, son? 832 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,560 What do I mean? Andrei, go get some flowers. 833 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,400 -Now? -No, not now, better the day after tomorrow. 834 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,960 Of course now, asshole. Go get flowers, now. 835 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,000 What's wrong with you, son? Doesn't the slut give you what's yours? 836 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,240 Let's see how I tell him this, because I can't keep this inside. 837 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,160 As I kept it inside, My head explodes. 838 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,440 I saw them last night. 839 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,480 What did you see, son? 840 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,440 You and uncle. 841 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,040 And they weren't exactly praying. 842 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,720 And now with the little tear to be sad. 843 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,320 What if on the wedding night, that if he loved father very much... 844 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,920 But sleeping with her brother, the cardinal, we don't say anything, right? 845 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:32,880 Should I sleep with my brother? of my late husband, 846 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,560 a cardinal of Rome? Yes, mother. I saw them through the window. 847 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,360 I was at the fountain with Andrei and I saw them through the curtain. 848 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,680 I saw them perfectly. First, the guy took off his jacket; 849 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,960 and then, he took out the... The stole. 850 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,440 What's happening? Are you going to deny me? 851 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,720 Your uncle has always helped us. 852 00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,680 It has been the spiritual support of this family. 853 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,240 It has been the shoulder where I have been able to cry. 854 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,480 He even left me money. And you besmirching his holy name. 855 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,240 Excuse me, but here the only one what has been defiled has been you 856 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,480 father's name Do you know what we did, son? 857 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,760 Do you know what we did? I asked him for advice. 858 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,520 Advice to guide me to be a better mother 859 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,680 and best grandmother, like the Virgin Mary, 860 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:29,760 because I sometimes I feel like I failed you, son. 861 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,880 I'm sorry. 862 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,840 Oh... No, mother, don't get stuck. 863 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,360 No no. Don't let him get hot flashes, mother. 864 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,560 Maybe I got confused by the backlight. 865 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:46,040 The perspective... They were like Chinese shadows. 866 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,840 There was no definition and maybe I... 867 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,400 Water. 868 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,240 Hey? Water, please. 869 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,640 Forgive me, mother. I don't know how I could have thought this. 870 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,200 Water. How could I...? Bye! 871 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,040 Chinita! 872 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,560 Water! Water. 873 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,880 Water for mother! Water. 874 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,480 Water for mother! 875 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,360 -How wonderful. 876 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,480 From Oscar. 877 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,200 Not even the mother of "The Sopranos." 878 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:21,160 You are getting buzzed to that cardinal for years. 879 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,840 Shut up, bitch. 880 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,520 Water. -Mother! 881 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,000 Oh... 882 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,800 -We close. We're leaving, please. 883 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,000 Go out. Thank you. 884 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,560 -Come on. 885 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,320 Well now we are alone in a cemetery. 886 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,520 What a good idea, machine. 887 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,360 Now what do we do, the Ouija? 888 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,840 -No, look for the German area. Benidorm. 889 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,720 We must find a grave from 1945. 890 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,560 -That is, that 46 or 44 does not work. 891 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,800 -No, because they brought the gold in '45. 892 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,320 Look, here's a 45. 893 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,800 -Andrés Martín Soto. If this is German, I am Polish. 894 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,280 What difference does it make if we have come? to act the asshole? 895 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,960 Cousin, positivity and good face, I'll give you two fucks. 896 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,480 Come on, that treasure. Let's go there. 897 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,320 (WHISTLES) -Hey! 898 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,360 Peter Hans Schultz, 899 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,280 Susanne Wegscheider... -This is the German area. 900 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,520 Fani, How many graves did you say there were? 901 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,760 We have to find the grave of a German buried in the year 45. 902 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,960 I don't think there are many here. Let's separate. 903 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,880 -Come on, let's go. 904 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,360 (instrumental music) 905 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,320 -What? 906 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,080 Come on, Raulito, look around there. 907 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,160 If you find something, whistle to me. No. 908 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,680 How not? I don't know how to whistle. Look. 909 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,760 (BLOWS) 910 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,360 All claps or I'm going home, fuck 911 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,160 That's it, or you propose something or you go home. 912 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,200 Well, I'm going home. Come on, let me see it. 913 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,200 Well I'm leaving. You are going too far. 914 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,080 You already have me... -Daddy. 915 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,960 Daddy, do you think it's time to start fighting? 916 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,200 -That. Excuse me, honey. Now... 917 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,640 It's just... It's just... What? 918 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,320 I appreciate you very much, cousin, but today... 919 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,680 Today you've had me fed up. You're fed up with me, damn. 920 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,520 If it were for you, the family I would live under a bridge. 921 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,560 Look at my face. You're a fucking coward. 922 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,240 That I am a coward? A coward. 923 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,240 That I am a coward? Yes, coward. 924 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,920 I know we do this because the blonde 925 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,560 He has put your baton to the limit. Don't touch me, that... 926 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,640 -Hey! What's happening? 927 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,880 -Your husband has me fed up. 928 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,280 Always on the contrary. There is no one who can stand it. 929 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,240 Oh! I never go against it. 930 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,560 Always, on the contrary all the time, ball-player 931 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,760 Yeah? Yeah. 932 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,600 I propose something to you. We take the bones of the Germans 933 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,480 and we make a broth, eh? Come on, a coven. 934 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,840 Crazy coven! Look, better, like in the song. 935 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:13,280 I stand here and dance a rumbita. 936 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,880 that cannot be desecrated the rest of the dead, damn it! 937 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,200 (SCREAMS) ¡Raulito! 938 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,200 First! 939 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:26,120 What the hell are you doing? Who is Does dancing on a grave happen? 940 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,240 Are you an asshole? -My love, are you okay? 941 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,440 I have hurt myself in L4. 942 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,240 -Give me your hand. There we go, there we go. 943 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,480 Strip. A little more. Strip. 944 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,040 Oh! Host! 945 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,360 What the hell are you doing now? 946 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,960 What the hell are you doing, cousin? 947 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,360 -But get your foot out of there, please. One moment. 948 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,760 That I have run aground. 949 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,520 It's my fault. last time I'm going out to steal with you. 950 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,560 -Someone is coming! Ah! 951 00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:00,520 -Thank you for opening the holy field for us. and thus be able to offer you 952 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,000 A well-deserved tribute to my brother. 953 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,120 -Get that asshole out of here now. 954 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,800 -Shit! 955 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,600 -What are you doing? -Help this moron. 956 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,520 -Neither subnormal nor idiotic. Hurry up, damn. 957 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,640 -Genaro, here. 958 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,040 -Thank you so much. -May the Lord always protect you. 959 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,240 Thank you. How much have you given him, son? 960 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,080 Mother, what has to be given. I don't want to know everything. 961 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,920 Oh! Wait. 962 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,520 I'm desecrating it, but to the fullest. I'm listening to the ribs. 963 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,560 -Fuck, cousin. -They are the De la Vega. 964 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,520 -The De la Vega? What the hell are you doing here? 965 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,040 Look how they have this. They would have to put cement. 966 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,440 -Those are mayor things. and the councilors, 967 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,480 what they don't do what they have to do here. 968 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,200 we put a lot of money so that this is not paved. 969 00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:50,240 -Let's go. -No, I'm not leaving without my husband. 970 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,360 -We have to hide. Valeria, save yourself 971 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,720 and tell our daughter that... -Come on, this is not "Titanic." 972 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,600 We stay here silent and we wait for them to pass by. 973 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,520 Valeria, shoot. 974 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,880 -With the money we left here this could be paved 975 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,320 and with zebra crossings, damn. This looks like Venezuela. 976 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,320 -Don't be an asshole. Oh, oh! 977 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,080 I think I have found space. 978 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,120 Pussy! Oh... 979 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,320 (SCREAMS) 980 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,440 (SHOUT) 981 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,960 I don't want it! I don't want it! 982 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,240 Not a fucking noise. 983 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,320 Don't vomit. 984 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:40,040 -What the hell are you doing there? 985 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,040 -Come on! 986 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,920 Let go of my husband, son of a bitch! 987 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,640 Oh, this is her husband. 988 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,120 -Sons of bitches! Nosferatu! 989 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,080 I'm Pepa Carranza. Pepa, did you order it? 990 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,120 Not even I would have been able to do something like that, 991 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,320 And look, I can be a daughter of a bitch. Cardinal. 992 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,440 -Who is speaking? I am Raúl Carranza, 993 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,160 of the Salesians, of his own. Could we have 994 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,480 a test of good faith? A letter from the Pope. 995 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,840 -It weighs like a quintal. (SHOUT) 996 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,240 That's my husband! 997 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,800 I can screw up your life doing this. 998 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,200 -Stay still! 999 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,040 We come for him. -For me? 1000 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,440 What the hell are you doing? -You go back to the trullo. 1001 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,760 Take it away. -Let him go! 1002 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,880 -We are better than ever. As soon as the elections are over 1003 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,960 we got married So do you want to marry me? 1004 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,560 -Yeah. 1005 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,080 -So they're getting married. 1006 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,880 -Rocío Burgos, good night. -Good night, Ana. 1007 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,680 -Why do you think What will win on Sunday? 1008 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,280 -We have always chosen... -Dew! 1009 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,040 Dew! -I don't know what's happening, but... 1010 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,400 -Hello. -Do you know him? 1011 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,320 -No. -I feel like this won't turn out well. 1012 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,160 -Wait for me, Juliet. If I don't come back, be happy. 1013 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,840 It's a letter from the Vatican. From Pope Bergoglio? 1014 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,960 -You and I have to talk. -Telephone company sons of bitches. 1015 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,400 -Do people watch this program? What are they doing there? 1016 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,960 -Thank you. 1017 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,040 (SCREAMS) Son of a bitch! 1018 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,320 -Fuck! 1019 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,280 Where are you going? Shut up! 1020 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,680 -Bastard! 1021 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:29,440 -What's that doing there, Jimmy? -Well, a Halloween decoration. 1022 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,080 -Always together, always cousins, huh? 1023 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,600 -Accelerate the car! Run, brother! 1024 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,960 My balls! 33!